Poke It!

I went on a facebook poking spree today for the first time. I’ve never done anything like that before. It felt liberating.

Usually, I have never been the one to poke on facebook. I have always been the recipient of the pokes. I realized also, that I am a very bad re-poker. People ask me why I haven’t returned their pokes? To me, a poke is a gift. I say thank you in my head and go on with my life. In real life, if I get poked by a friend, I giggle. Im very ticklish you know.

I realized I am ticklish everywhere. Im pretty sure I’m even ticklish in the forehead. I dislike when people think they’re acting funny and try to gang tickle you. I think it’s the most extreme form of terrorism know to man.

Have you ever tried to tickle a girl and instead of laughing she just screams obscenities with extreme anger like she’s possessed by Satan? And as she laughs the words that come out of her mouth are just mind boggling. Girls are supposed to be cute and proper. But nevertheless, here are the top three phrases I’ve heard while girls are getting tickled:

• “I will eat your babies!”
• “Stop! I will rip your face off its hinges!”
• “I am going to pee on you! Seriously, I am going to pee on you!”

Anyway, I decided to start a Poke War with Harvin. He doesn’t know about it yet cause I haven’t told him, but he has twenty four hours to poke me back otherwise he loses. If he loses he has to buy me a Mercedes.

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