Pari Stop OutBlogging Me…and Yet another Crank Dat Curry Sauce Rendition

So today I found myself back on my old Alum Campus of UC Irvine..and came to a conclusion. I had felt this feeling rising in me since the first time I saw them. I hate Uggs.

You know..those stupid boots that girls wear, and conveniently tuck their jeans into? Maybe if I still lived in the Midwest, it wouldn’t be an issue…but why the hell are you wearing fashionable snow boots in California? If you are eskimo, or inuit, fine, I ain’t dissin on you, but if you’re blonde with a mini skirt, or Indian with a wealthy family, don’t wear those boots near me, or I may give you an Indian rug burn…and I’m not talking about a “Native American” rug burn…I’m preachin bout an INDIAN rug burn…ill put some garam masala on my fingers…and you’ll not only feel pain, but won’t be able to get the smell of masala off your arm scars for years.

Anyway. Pari and I have found some interesting tributes to our Crank Dat Curry Sauce video on the internet. But today, a little boy in Australia touched my heart, by doing his own dance, and even had lyrics, and props during our Uncles’ verses. Check it

I’m gonna go buy some Uggs now

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