OMG, thats so funny!

I’m not going to lie, Lion King made me cry. Being eleven years old and seeing Mufasa pass in the stampede was heartbreaking. That movie should have been rated R.

You know what else made me cry? Pirates of the Caribbean 3. It made me cry because it sucked so badly.

Now I’ve seen the first two films a long time ago. I remember the first one because it was good and made me want to quite school and become a full time Pirate with my friend Jessie. I remembered the second one because there was some giant octopus creature. However, this third film had more creatures mixed with a very elaborate plot line, which in my drowsy state while watching at 12am on my laptop, I didn’t care to follow. And why does Orlando Bloom always play a girl in all of his movies?

I’ve also realized, I either have ADD or just don’t have the attention span to care for certain movies even though I love watching films and am a filmmaker myself. A lot of people will run up to me and quote a film and then laugh and say “Wasn’t that so funny! Remember? LOLZZzzzz!”

And since I’m a nice person, I pretend to laugh, but in reality I usually have no idea what you’re talking about most of the time. For me, watching a movie is entertainment in that moment. I laugh, I cry, I smile, but just for those few hours. Only if the movie touched me in a spectacular way, or was actually good, will I ever go around quoting a film religiously.

However, here are some movies that will be stuck in my brain forever:

• Alladin
• The Goonies
• The Princess Bride
• Fight Club
• Say Anything
• Roman Holiday
• Anything Will Ferrell
• The porno I downloaded last Tuesday

If you haven’t heard or seen a film from that list, I recommend you do. All of them are classics and extremely quotable.

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