Driving far in my car

This happens very frequently to me.

I’ll be driving in my car by myself, listening to the dazzling new E-40 melody of how to effectively ghostride my Honda civic, when I get distracted by the Korean lady cutting me off or get a phone call which occupies me from the music.

Finally after more driving, sitting in traffic, and dozing off in my own world, I realize that the song currently being played on the radio is probably on the same level as standing next to a pregnant water buffalo give birth.

Very quickly, I change the station, only to realize that the next station is playing my favorite song - but it is almost over! I just spent all that time having the most hideous song on earth illuminate my ears, only to transition to the ending of an amazing song. It happens to me all the time.

Here is another frequent scenario.

As you pull into your driveway, the DJ on the radio that was spinning the worst music in the world finally decides to play the one song that you haven’t heard in years brining back a plethora of memories. What do you do? Sit in your car and listen to the song? No way dude, it’s just not the same.

The radio Gods hate me.

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