This Blog is Going to Be funny

How do you even write a blog? i’ve never done this. There’s a lot of pressure invoked upon the writer when doing a blog. Is it going to be funny enough? What the hell do you even write about? Because of my intimidation to this blog, I asked Pari what my first blog topic should be, and then ill freestyle to that.

Pari: i was thinking about this topic in the morning
Pari: how the feeling right after you pee is the best
Harvin: got it
Pari: or how baboons have opposable thumbs on their feet
Pari: and i dont
Pari: and im totally jealous

It is true. Urination = Happiness….I mean look…even when you say “Happiness” you say “pee” in the middle. It’s relieving..sometimes after I pee, i’m in such a state of exhilaration, I think I almost fall down

as for the baboon topic…I have apposable thumbs…like Hrithik Roshan, so I don’t know what you’re talking about, sucks for you Pari, I’ll open that next jar of salsa for you, don’t worry.

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Benny Lava

A dude translates a South Indian music video to what he feels it sounds like in English. HILARIOUS!

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Boil This

Next time you boil an egg, take it put it directly under a tap of cool water after it’s ready to go. The feeling you get in your hand is neither hot nor cold and sort of confuses you like rap music from the South. Try it.

I like eggs. Eggs come from chickens. Chickens are birds. An ostrich is a bird. Is big bird an ostrich or a cannery?

I wonder if big bird tastes like chicken?             

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Dance Dance

People always ask Harvin and I why we are so gosh darn spectacular at getting groovy on the dance floor. Well, the answer to that question is years of mental training and allegiance to the arts. However, there is only one person in the world who we pledge our devotion to. His name is Little Superstar.

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Can you hand me my towel?

Yesterday I came out of the shower, only to realize I had left my towel in my room. I looked around the bathroom and stood there wet and confused. Toilet paper wouldn’t work. Klenex would just create a mess. The hand towel was just too small.

I was left with no choice.

Helpless, I ran out screaming, “I’m naked! I’m naked!” and ran down the hall into my room. Good thing nobody else was home.

After that experience however, I got to thinking, what did people do before the invention of the towel? What did they dry themselves with? Sheets? Paper? Banana peels? Their pet goats?

The bay area is cold.

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If I were homeless

If I was homeless id gather up a hundred more homeless people and rob a bank.

Let’s look at the pros and cons of this situation. If you succeed, you walk away with thousands of dollars, maybe even millions, and spit it equally. At the least, you can probably buy some new clothes or even a new sleeping bag with the earnings. Sounds good to me.

Now if you fail, you go to jail. Which isn’t so bad. You get a room with a bed. A meal, time to play outside and make friends. They even give you a job if you’re good enough. What more can you ask for?

I don’t know what homeless people are waiting for.

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Hair Day

Guys, has this ever happened to you?

You come out of the shower, look in the mirror, and freeze because your hair is in the absolute perfect position. You don’t even want to move because it looks so beautiful and the slightest gust of wind or quick turn to the left can destroy the magical creation. So what do you do? You stare at yourself.  

And then you get mad.

You get mad because thirty seconds from now you will have to put on a shirt destroying the most brilliant formation the top of your head has ever witnessed.

Maybe you can get it back using hair gel? Guess again. It doesn’t even come close. Your hair is nowhere as close to how it looked before. In fact, it looks so bad that you wish you were bald like Britney Spears.

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Welcome!

Hey guys,

Welcome to PariandHarvin.com Version 2.0! We got some exciting new features for you with a completely new layout. We’ve changed the design of the VIDEO page so now you can comment and rate our videos! What’s even better is now there is an AUDIO and BLOG section where you can check out our writing and some wild original PariandHarvin audio skits.

There is a ton of new content, so grab an extra pair of pants (cause you’ll be laughing so hard you might need to change), and sit back and have some fun!

Welcome to PariandHarvin.com!

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