I believe

• I believe employees of Jack N’ the Box who work the night shift, especially at 3am, are more courageous than Roman gladiators.
• I believe R. Kelly cannot fly.
• I believe facebook.com is probably more addicting than smoking cigarettes.
• I believe God is the greatest screenwriter of all time and should win an Oscar for his screenplay called Life.
• I believe Big Foot is most probably a Punjabi man named Satwinder who likes to go on hikes.
• I believe that my Mom makes the best variety of Indian food on the planet.
• I believe dogs are better than cats.
• I believe in working with both HD and film mediums.
• I believe I could hit a home run 300 ft. with an aluminum bat off of a pitching machine.
• I believe there is so much yet to be discovered underneath the Ocean.
• I believe I could eat 16 Ferrero Rocher chocolates in one sitting if given the opportunity. They are so good!
• I believe there would be peace on this planet if everybody drank four beers and had break dance battles instead of starting wars.
• I believe that milk and sprite have the worst after-tastes.
• I believe that “Prior Planning Prevents Poor Performance.”
• I believe certain Indians should branch out and make white friends instead of hanging out amongst themselves.
• I believe in axe body spray, hoping one day to attract a plethora of females like the commercial promises.
• I believe in myself.

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