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I have a Dell laptop. It is probably the worst thing in the world. Not only is it slow and unresponsive after I open up two programs, but it takes twenty minutes to load. I bought it last year during the holiday season thinking that I’ll save money and get a cheap Dell laptop for just writing documents, scripts, and other little stuff.

It was the worst investment on my part. Anyway, I was dreaming like usual and this is what I would buy if someone randomly decided to give me the following amounts of money:

• $10 - Chipotle burrito. Light on the beans, yes sour cream, and extra cheese please.
• $100 - Get an oil change for my Honda Civic cause I need one and buy some new clothes since I have no sense of fashion and will periodically wear checked shirts from India that make me look like a lumberjack.
• $500 - Invest in advertising for my production company. Oh that’s www.ParidymPictures.com if you don’t know. We specialize in viral advertising, commercials, music videos, short films and more! Don’t wait, check it out today!
• $1000 - Laptop, desktop, or any software to enhance production. If I have money left over, buy a pet Cobra.
• $5000 - Take a trip somewhere. Australia? Mongolia? Rhode Island?
• $10,000+ - Buy a country and/or girlfriend, then invest in my short film.

What would you do? email pandh@pariandharvin.com

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