My new toy

I just got a paper shredder. It’s awesome. I’ll find any excuse to shred anything lying around because the act of shredding is so fun. Not only can my handy dandy paper shredder shred paper, but it can also shred credit cards. Its a good excuse to clean out your wallet too. I don’t mean the credit cards that you use, but old IDs and such. I had a Newport Beach Library card which I got one day back in college. Will I ever go back again? Probably not. Result = SHREDDED.

Anyway, they should make household shredders that shred everything. For instance, I have a problem with my socks. I can never find the other sock to complete the pair since I stupidly bought a variety of socks over the course of my life and there are also sock gnomes stealing and living off of my socks in my closet. I have tube socks, ankle socks, christmas socks, and I even think I have a pair of Harvin’s black socks for some reason. Anyway, on a good day, I can coordinate maybe three pairs after I do laundry. But my closet is full of “pairless” socks. So what do I do with just one sock? SHREEDED!

I would also love to shred a banana and a turkey leg for absolutely no reason. SHREDDED!

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