Dear Jon
July 2, 2008 – 3:42 pm
Here are a few letters I want to send to musicians/artists/bands who are currently making bad music on the radio these days:
Dear Jordan Sparks and Chris Brown,
No, you cannot breathe without air. Please stay in school and learn about the difference between fish and human anatomy before writing your lyrics.
Love,
Pari
Dear Usher,
Trust me, you do not want to make love in this club. It’s unsanitary in here. Just looking out for you.
Your friend,
Pari
Dear Lil Wayne,
Shawty wanna thug? Are you asking me or threatening me? I don’t understand what you’re saying to me. Also, I saw your music video on YouTube. You’re not that “lil” anymore. Stop lying to yourself.
Curious inquirer,
Pari
Dear Mariah Carrey,
Why are you so annoying?
Hugs and Kisses,
Pari
One Response to “Dear Jon”
I SO agree. Mariah Carey-Annoying. Wish we could say Bye Bye Bye to her.
Usher should get a life. That song consists of what, three main words? “In dis club” seems to be all he knows how to say.
And Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown…should be growing scales and gills any time now.
By theuandeshow on Jul 5, 2008