Be Afraid…

I’ve realized a fear that I’ve had for many years.  But only now am I able to make it public.  Airplane toilets.  No, I’m not claustrophobic, or have any extreme phobias of public bathrooms, but simply the act of flushing an airplane toilet.  The sound emitted from one of these banshee receptacles can be equated to 5 cappuccino machines possessed by the devil and firing off at once.  Since childhood I’ve been afraid of being sucked through and shot into oblivion with no parachute or floating devices.  I hope I am not alone in my disliking of airline bathroom flushes, and if there are others out there, meetings are Tuesday at 7pm behind Home Depot.  Next to the porta potties.

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